Thursday, April 15, 2010

Stanley is in Kiel?

I am not the world's most intelligent being, but for a vest I can hold my own, and I do OK, but this geography thing is doing my head in (figuratively speaking, because I don’t have a head). I thought I was going to Denmark but arrived somehow in Oslo, Norway. Then the iPhone said ‘Welcome to Sweden’, then even later it announced ‘Welcome to Denmark’, so I think I was right. Now I have just arrived in Kiel, Northern Germany. I am very confused however I am also very resourceful and sat with a member of the Norwegian Mapping Association at dinner last night and he explained all things ‘spatial’ to me. His name is Stig, I like that, in the UK we have a Stig, who like me is a global icon and no one really knows who he is. Stig also explained the issue to Debra but I think the only spatial awareness she had last night was where the nearest glass was. There did seem to be an awful lot of drink with her name on.

2 comments:

  1. Stanley, I have already posted on your FB fan page, but will post here too as I am not entirely sure what is going on or where you are.

    You seem to have invented a way of travelling that would be most beneficial to a lot of people at the moment, as they are struggling with flight cancellations.

    Have you been at MOW with Mogens and Cary as per your FB updates, or in Norway with Debra?

    Please help me by explaining as my brain cannot cope with this.

    Your friend Lisa.
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  2. I think you need to wait for the next post. It appears There was an imposter pretending to be me with Debra. People will die for this
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